“- Adam: What do mean you can get me laid?
- Eve: Uh, can we talk about that a little later?
- Adam: Of course.
- Eve: Great.”
Brendan Fraser - Adam
Alicia Silverstone - Eve

“I say what I mean, and I do what I say.”
Al Pacino - Lt. Vincent Hanna

“- Joshamee Gibbs: He's a mute, sir. Poor devil had his tongue cut out, so he trained the parrot to talk for him. No one's yet figured how.
- Jack Sparrow: Mr. Cotton's... parrot. Same question.
- Parrot Voice: [squawk] Wind in the sails. Wind in the sails.
- Joshamee Gibbs: Mostly, we figure, that means 'yes'.”
Kevin McNally - Joshamee Gibbs
Johnny Depp - Jack Sparrow
Christopher S. Capp - Parrot Voice

“The greats all say the same thing: little. And what little there is to be said is immense.”
Thomas Jay Ryan - Henry Fool

“There are an awful lot of people in this world who have nothing to say, but spend all their time talking.”
Joan Plowright - Sophie