“Maybe the mistake we make is thinking our parents will change. And maybe they did a better job than we give them credit for. And maybe there, amid all the crap they dumped on us, are some things worth keeping. Like a passion for something you never knew you had. Or the ability to constantly surround yourself with people who love you.”
Zach Braff - J.D.

“Be a good girl... Or boy... Whatever. Don't make the same mistakes your mum and dad made... Especially your dad.”

Jennifer Tilly - Tiffany

“There are some mistakes you cannot risk when you have children.”
Paz Vega - Flor

It kills me to know that they look at me and all they can think is, "Where did we go wrong?".

Harvey Forbes Fierstein - Arnold Beckoff

“- Irwin 'Fletch' Fletcher: John Cock... tos... ton.
- Gail Stanwyk: That's a beautiful name.
- Irwin 'Fletch' Fletcher: Well, it's Scotch/Romanian.
- Gail Stanwyk: That's an odd combination.
- Irwin 'Fletch' Fletcher: Yeah, well, so were my parents.”
Chevy Chase - Irwin 'Fletch' Fletcher
Dana Wheeler-Nicholson - Gail Stanwyk