“I got you the big screen TV, deluxe karaoke machine, and THX quality sound that would make George Lucas cream in his pants!”
Jim Carrey - The Cable Guy

“Technologically speaking, the world's out of hand. Take the VCR. The whole idea of a VCR is that it makes it possible for you to tape what's on television while you're out of the house. But the whole point of being out of the house is so you can miss what's on television. Radio. Now there's a medium I can get behind.”
Greg Kinnear - Frank Navasky

“I'm sorry ma'am, I lied to you. I'm very sorry about that. That man right there is my brother and if he doesn't get to watch 'People's Court' in about 30 seconds, he's gonna throw a fit right here on your porch. Now you can help me or you can stand there and watch it happen.”

Tom Cruise - Charlie Babbitt

“- Cindy Campbell: You guys are psychos! You've watched too many TV shows!
- Ray Wilkins: No! WatchingTV shows doesn't create psycho killers. Canceling TV shows does!”
Anna Faris - Cindy Campbell
Shawn Wayans - Ray Wilkins

“- Stokely: In an insane society, the sane man must appear insane.
- Harvey Holroyd: Where'd you get that?
- Stokely: Star Trek.
- Harvey Holroyd: God, I miss that show.”
Anthony Battaglia - Stokely
Martin Mull - Harvey