“- Samantha Caine (Charly): I'm leaving the country, Mitch. I need a fake passport and I needmoney, lots of it.
- Mitch Henessey: Well why didn't you say so? Hold on a minute while I pull that outta my ass.”
Geena Davis - Samantha Caine (Charly)
Samuel L. Jackson - Mitch Henessey

“Daughter! Daughter. What a nightmare! Leaving us this way with bitterness in your heart - and no money.”

Frank Morgan - Pops Burns

“- Georges Iscovescu: You've got enough money to get you back to New York. I'll find you there when I'm ready.
- Anita Dixon: Thanks! You just stand right in the middle of Times Square... and whistle!”

Charles Boyer - Georges Iscovescu
Paulette Goddard - Anita Dixon

“And in the words of my beloved mother: I'm taking the money and moving to a warmer climate.”
Kyle MacLachlan - Cliff Vandercave

“- Warden: I'm obliged to give you $100 in cash, and a free bus ride to San Francisco. All compliments of the State of California.
- Reggie Hammond: That's it?
- Warden: That is it.
- Reggie Hammond: Thank you for sparing me any of the other crap.”

Felice Orlandi - Warden
Eddie Murphy - Reggie Hammond