Nothing says "Happy anniversary, sweetheart" like rubber dog turds.
Larry the Cable Guy - Larry the Cable Guy

“- Garth Algar: What are you gonna do with these guys?
- Wayne Campbell: Oh, nothing really. I just always wanted to open a door to room where people are being trained like in James Bond movies.”

Dana Carvey - Garth Algar
Mike Myers - Wayne Campbell

Please God, don't let there be a "Jackass 3".
Bam Margera - himself

“- Dim: What did you do that for?
- Alex: For being a bastard with no manners and not a dook of an idea how to comport yourself public-wise.”
Warren Clarke - Dim
Malcom McDowell - Alex (A Clockwork Orange)

“- Young Quincy: Can't do this shit!
- Zeke McCall: Boy, what did I tell you about using that word?
- Young Quincy: Can't should never be in a man's vocabulary.
- Zeke McCall: And why not?
- Young Quincy: Cause when you say can't you ain’t a man!”
Glenndon Chatman - Young Quincy
Dennis Haysbert - Zeke McCall