Nothing says "Happy anniversary, sweetheart" like rubber dog turds.
Larry the Cable Guy - Larry the Cable Guy

“- Garth Algar: What are you gonna do with these guys?
- Wayne Campbell: Oh, nothing really. I just always wanted to open a door to room where people are being trained like in James Bond movies.”

Dana Carvey - Garth Algar
Mike Myers - Wayne Campbell

Please God, don't let there be a "Jackass 3".
Bam Margera - himself

“We are not questioning your authority, sir, but if manners prevent our speaking the truth, we will be without manners.”
John Loder - Ianto

“My dear, either you were born on a extremely rustic community, where good manners are unknown, or you suffer from a common feminine delusion that the mere fact of being a woman exempts you from the rules of civilized conduct.”

Clifton Webb - Waldo Lydecker