“- Paula: Andy. Have you ever heard of the term... 'Fuck Buddy'?
- Andy: No... what's that?
- Paula: Well, it's a special... friend... who you fuck.”
Jane Lynch - Paula
Steve Carrell - Andy

“I don't want to sound like a queer or nothin', but I'd kinda like to make love to you tonight.”

Matt Stone - Dave the Lighting Guy

“I made love to your mother about half an hourago, and now I'm beginning to think that maybe it wasn't such a good idea.”

Thomas Jay Ryan - Henry Fool

“You can’t ruin a friendship with sex. That’s like trying to ruin ice cream with chocolate sprinkles.”
Kunal Nayyar - Raj Koothrappali

“We may be best friends, but every once in a while we fuck each other.”

Patrice Donnelly - Tory Skinner