“- President Paul von Hindenburg: If I appoint you Chancellor, how will I answer to God?
- Adolf Hitler: How will you answer to Germany if you don't?”
Peter O'Toole - President Paul von Hindenburg
Robert Carlyle - Adolf Hitler

“You're dead and you're still into party politics?”

Juliet Stevenson - Nina

- Sue Charlton: Weren't you afraid?
- Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee: Of dying? Nah. I read the Bible once. You know God and Jesus and all them apostles? They were all fishermen, just like me. Yeah, straight to heaven for Mick Dundee. Yep, me and God, we'd be mates.
Linda Kozlowski - Sue Charlton
Paul Hogan - Michael J. “Crocodile” Dundee

“- Heather Donahue: What could have killed this mouse? Could it be the Blair Witch?
- Michael 'Mike' Williams: How about God?”

Heather Donahue - Herself
Michael 'Mike' Williams - Himself

“- Gus Cantrell: You scared me to death!
- Pedro Cerrano: Do you mean when you realized God is black?
- Gus Cantrell: Yeah... I thought She was white.”
Scott Bakula - Gus Cantrell
Dennis Haysbert - Pedro Cerrano