“- Arlene: Jon! My dear little brother, we missed you. So I just thought me and the boys would come up and stay for a while with you and your lovely family.
- Jerry: Let's cut the bullshit. We need a place to live, she ran out of alimony.
- Steve: And the asshole with the boat ran out on her.”

Christine Ebersole - Arlene Aldrich
Joseph Wayne Miller - Jerry
T.J. Parish - Steve

“- Karen Kelly: This is not about you. This is about Peyton, what's best for her. And she needs to be in a stable home with someone who's known her for whole life.
- Joe Kingman: Peyton needs her father. She needs me.”
Paige Turco - Karen Kelly
The Rock - Joe Kingman

“- Dale Putley: Gentlemen, haven't we learned anything from the music of John Lennon? All we need is love.
- Lee: No, all we need is money, mate.”
Robin Williams - Dale Putley
Jared Harris - Lee

“I need $2,000 an engine or a miracle.”
Cassidy Rae - Jessie

“- Jerry Lundegaard: I'm in a bit of trouble...
- Carl Showalter: What kind of trouble are you in, Jerry?
- Jerry Lundegaard: Well, that's, that's... I'm not gonna go into, into... see, I just need money.”
William H. Macy - Jerry Lundegaard
Steve Buscemi - Carl Showalter