“You ever see the way he walk? You're gonna tell him why the other boys kick his ass all the time?”

Naomie Harris - Paula

“- Aladar: Hey, little guy! He looks just like me!
- Neera: Meet your dad. He's not as crazy as he looks.”

D.B. Sweeney - Aladar
Julianna Margulies - Neera

“- Gru: I'm a father now, with responsibilities, and a legitimate businessman. I'm developing a delicious line of jams and jellies.
- Silas: Jams and jellies?
- Gru: Oh, attitude. That's right! So thanks, but no thanks. And here's a tip: instead of tasing people and kidnapping them, maybe you should give them a call! Good day, Mr. Sheepsbutt.”

Steve Carrell - Gru
Steve Coogan - Silas

“- John Garrett: You've got a real attitude problem.
- Danny Garrett: Well, I guess that's genetic, dad!”
Terence Knox - John Garrett
Paul Scherrer - Danny Garrett

“- Lillian Meechum: Your father is very nervous about this game. Look at me, young lady! Look at me! You've got to interpret the signals he gives off!
- Mary Anne Meechum: No problem! He always gives off the signals of a psychopathic killer, so it really doesn't matter how you interpret them!”
Blythe Danner - Lillian Meechum
Lisa Jane Persky - Mary Anne Meechum