“- Peggy Ann Snow: Were you laughing every second?
- Corky: Peg, I...
- Peggy Ann Snow: Was I funny, you bastard son-of-a-bitch?”
Ann-Margret - Peggy Ann Snow
Philip Anthony Hopkins - Corky

“All the jokes can't be good. You've got to expect that once in awhile.”
Groucho Marx - Captain Jeffrey Spaulding

“You all oughta be ashamed of yourselves. A bunch of big guys like you, picking on a poor little orphan like him.”

Edward Brophy - Timothy Q. Mouse

“The truth is I wanted to kill George Lambert, but I don't think I could have done it. I'm too weak. I'm a coward. Everyone knows it; even the prosecutor. That's why he's making fun of me.”
Charles Laughton - Albert Lory

“- Marquis Robert de la Cheyniest: Corneille! Put an end to this farce!
- Corneille, le majordome: Which one, Your Lordship?”
Marcel Dalio - Marquis Robert de la Cheyniest
Eddy Debray - Corneille, le majordome