“- Ryan: You know what, I'm not really a prying kind of guy, but just for the heck of it, I was wondering what you were doing on the eve of our wedding straddling some guy on the back of a big black Harley?
- Anna Coleman: Hello, it was a Ducati!”
Mark Harmon - Ryan
Lindsay Lohan - Anna Coleman

“Are you a fucking marriage counselor? What are you smiling at? I'm funny? Right? I'm an asshole? No, no, no. That's not what's funny. What's funny is her. What's funny is, that I had you two followed, because if it's not you she's sleeping with, it's someone else.”

Dan Hedaya - Julian Marty

“- Johnny Farrell: Doesn't it bother you at all that you're married?
- Gilda: What I want to know is, does it bother you?”
Glenn Ford - Johnny Farrell
Rita Hayworth - Gilda

“You just lost the best thing you never had.”

Sigourney Weaver - Max Conners

“- Junior Healy: Are you the guy that married Debbie Claukinski?
- Voytek: Yes. She took my house, my money and my pride.
- Junior Healy: I thought you'd like to know, she found herself a new guy, and their out at the St. Pierre club, having fun at your expense.”
Michael Oliver - Junior Healy
Zach Grenier - Voytek