“I am not a bum. I'm a jerk. I once had wealth, power, and the love of a beautiful woman. Now I only have two things: my friends, and... uh... my thermos.”
Steve Martin - Navin

“Let me tell you something, Jack. If shit was worth something, poor people would be born with no asshole.”
Eddie Murphy - Reggie Hammond

“Sometimes you got something... just magic, and then it goes away. You had it, but the magic's gone.”
Kevin Conway - Lomax

“- Uncle Dave Palmer: Not everything in life is for sale.
- Xander Drax: Of course it is, Dave! And I'll tell you something else: I usually get what I want.”
Bill Smitrovich - Uncle Dave Palmer
Treat Williams - Xander Drax

“Circumstances have taught me that a man's ethics are the only possession he will take beyond the grave.”
Morgan Freeman - Hibble