“Life's like a movie, write your own ending...”
Jim Henson - Kermit the Frog

“- Selma: Isn't it annoying when they do the last song in the films?
- Bill Houston: Why?
- Selma: Because you just know when it goes really big... and the camera goes like out of the roof... and you just know it's going to end. I hate that. I would leave just after the next to last song... and the film would just go on forever.”
Björk - Selma Jezkova
David Morse - Bill Houston

"Empire" had the better ending. I mean, Luke gets his hand cut off, finds out Vader's his father, Han gets frozen and taken away by Boba Fett. It ends on such a down note. I mean, that's what life is, a series of down endings. All "Jedi" had was a bunch of Muppets.

Jeff Anderson - Randal Graves

- Ernie: Come on Bert, what kind of movie has a sad ending?
- Bert: "Titanic". "Titanic" had a sad ending.
Steve Whitmire - Ernie
Frank Oz - Bert

“If you want a happy ending, you should go see a Hollywood movie.”
Martin Landau - Judah Rosenthal