“Most people believe that the 20th century was a death struggle between Communism and Capitalism, and that Fascism was but a hiccup. But today we know better. Communism was a fool's errand. The followers of Marx are gone from this earth, but the followers of Hitler abound and thrive.”
Alan Bates - Dressler

“- Adele Stanton: So are you really a communist?
- Peter Appleton: No, I'm really not.
- Adele Stanton: I didn't think so. Only a dyed-in-the-wool capitalist could have gotten The Majestic up and running.”
Laurie Holden - Adele Stanton
Jim Carrey - Peter Appleton

“Those poor schmucks… they drive Chevrolets, shop at Wal-Mart, never miss an episode of Friends. These are Americans.”
Morgan Freeman - Col. Abraham Curtis

“Everyone knows that Halloween was invented by a candy company.”
Omri Katz - Max

“The buying and selling of dope in this country may be the last vestige of free enterprise left.”

Stacy Keach - The Narcs: Sergeant Stedenko