“- Alec Newbary: You ran out on this relationship, you take the consequences.
- Leslie Hunter: I didn't run out on anything. You ran out.
- Alec Newbary: You fucked Kevin.
- Leslie Hunter: [shouting] You fucked many!
- Alec Newbary: Nameless, faceless many.
- Leslie Hunter: I feel much better now. Thanks.”
Ally Sheedy - Alec Newbary
Judd Nelson - Leslie Hunter

All I got was a couple dates, some hot sex and an "it's not you it's me".
Judy Greer - Joanie

- Alison Bradbury: You didn't sleep with her?
- Walter "Gib" Gibson: Still seeing Jason?
- Alison Bradbury: Broke up.
- Walter "Gib" Gibson: That's too bad.
- Alison Bradbury: You didn't sleep with her.
- Walter "Gib" Gibson: Wasn't my type.
Daphne Zuniga - Alison Bradbury
John Cusack - Walter "Gib" Gibson

“When my first husband left me I was so angry I wanted to cut his brake cables... but instead we ended up having sex on the elliptical machine.”
Kristin Chenoweth - Maria Kelly

“- Warren: My girl Melanie just left me.
- Larry: What'd she leave you for?
- Warren: She came home last night, found some guy robbing her apartment. They just hit it off.
- Larry: Gee, that sounds tough.”
Charles Grodin - Warren
Steve Martin - Larry