“A lie keeps growing and growing until it's as plain as the nose on your face.”

Evelyn Venable - The Blue Fairy

“- Pinocchio: Look! My nose! What's happened?
- The Blue Fairy: Perhaps you haven't been telling the truth, Pinocchio.”

Evelyn Venable - The Blue Fairy
Dickie Jones - Pinocchio

“There are two kinds of lies: lies that have short legs and lies that have a long nose. And yours are clearly the kind that have the long nose.”

John Sessions - Professor

“- Clifford Muckle - Boy in Bank: Mommy, doesn't that man have a funny nose?
- Mrs. Muckle - Mother in Bank: You mustn't make fun of the gentleman, Clifford. You'd like to have a nose like that full of nickels, wouldn't you?”

Bobby Larson - Clifford Muckle - Boy in Bank
Jan Duggan - Mrs. Muckle - Mother in Bank

“- Switowski: How do I look?
- Caretaker: Much better, like a young Michael Jackson.
- Switowski: I love little Michael.”

Bob Sapp - Switowski
Chris Rock - Caretaker