“- Mrs. Alexis Richardson: You know, you're quite an attractive man.
- Frankie Madison: Keep goin'.
- Mrs. Alexis Richardson: How far do you want me to go?
- Frankie Madison: I'm at the plate. You're doing the pitching.”
Kristine Miller - Mrs. Alexis Richardson
Burt Lancaster - Frankie Madison

“The key to a woman's heart is an unexpected gift at an unexpected time.”
Sir Sean Connery - William Forrester

“It's really easy to be a prude when you're not attracted to him, isn't it?”
Melanie Lynskey - Hilary

“- Joel: I... I mean, you're more than just a sissy. You're nice and... and clean and smart... and sexy and firm and luscious and...
- Andre: Excuse me! The last thing I need right now is some fruit who's just proved himself straight tellin' my ass how sexy I am!”
Joel Michaely - Joel
Douglas Spain - Andre

“It's women that's shaped like leaves, and men fall.”
Gordon Pinsent - Billy Pretty