“It is dangerous! You know, there's nothing more off-putting in a wedding than a priest with an enormous erection, yecch!”

Hugh Grant - Charles - Wedding One

“The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!”
Ted Sorel - Dr. Edward Pretorius

“I love the smell of bridesmaids in the morning.”
Jake Busey - Kyle Brenner

“There is nothing sexier than smoke billowing proudly out of a woman's hot, red, engorged nostrils.”
Gene Hackman - William B. Tensy

“Anyone with any common sense can be sexy.”
Diane Ladd - Mother