“It is dangerous! You know, there's nothing more off-putting in a wedding than a priest with an enormous erection, yecch!”

Hugh Grant - Charles - Wedding One

“Just because a picture happens to be erotic, does not make it pornographic.”
Alison Steadman - Beverly

“Let's do this right. Let me freshen up so I'll feel a little more like a woman and less like a dead mommy.”
Michelle Pfeiffer - Melanie Parker

“- Kirk: That is, without doubt, the sluttiest girl I have ever seen.
- Glen: You have to do her, and while you're doing her, think of me. Okay that sounded gay.”
Jerod Mixon - Kirk
Parry Shen - Glen

“I've got a degree in ass wiggling.”
Robert Carlyle - Gaz