“- Kevin: Man, those things are cool! You know, I bet they're razor-sharp. One karate chop to a guy's neck...
- Peg Boggs: Kevin...! Edward... would you like some butter for your bread? Great!
- Edward: Thank you.
- Kevin: Hey, can I bring him to show and tell on Monday?
- Peg Boggs: Kevin, I've had enough.”
Robert Oliveri - Kevin
Dianne Wiest - Peg
Johnny Depp - Edward Scissorhands

“- Sage: Everyone's gonna talk about it at school!
- Elle Reid: What's he gonna say, 'Sage's grandma beat me up?'”
Julia Garner - Sage
Lily Tomlin - Elle Reid

“- James Bond: Where did you learn to fight like that? NASA?
- Holly Goodhead: No. Vassar.”
Sir Roger Moore - James Bond
Lois Chiles - Holly Goodhead

“As you can see, I got my black ass back in the ghetto: the only place you can get robbed by Santa Clause on Christmas Eve.”
Ice Cube - Craig Jones

“- Money Mike: Speaking of which, where was yo antennas when them niggas was tryin' to rob me?!
- Woman: I'm sorry.
- Money Mike: Don't be sorry hoe, be careful! I am tired of your presence, dismissed!”
Katt Williams - Money Mike