“- Ike: I'm not dumb!
- Addley: You're dumb, you like punk!”
Frederick Coffin - Ike
Michael McCleery - Addley

“Hey, I'm not dumb! You don't even know me and you call me dumb. Wanna know what's dumb? The last eight covers in a row you did on Elvis in the army, with the badges? That's dumb. And that's boring.”

Ray Sharkey - Vincent Vacarri

“- The Coachman: I'm collecting stupid little boys.
- J. Worthington Foulfellow: Stupid little boys?
- The Coachman: The disobedient ones who play hooky from school.”
Charles Judels - The Coachman
Walter Catlett - J. Worthington Foulfellow

“- Henry Lowndes: Are you stupid enough to believe that I'd leave you here with my wife?
- Bill Cardew: Your wife?
- Henry Lowndes: Or anybody's wife?”

Melvyn Douglas - Henry Lowndes
Fred MacMurray - Bill Cardew

“- Smokey Adams: Did you ever go to school, stupid?
- Pomeroy Watson: Yeah, and I come out the same way.”
Bud Abbott - Smokey Adams
Lou Costello - Pomeroy Watson