“- Robert Robbie Ross: I must tell you, Father, the dying man has been quite a well-known literary figure.
- Father Cuthbert Dunne: Oh, well, that's all one and the same to God, Mr Ross. He has very little time to read, what with all us sinners clogging up the road to hell.”

Edwin Thomas - Robert Robbie Ross
Tom Wilkinson - Father Cuthbert Dunne

“Roseanne was pretty, she had money and she worked hard to be liked, but that didn't mean that guys like me could talk to her.”
Vincent Kartheiser - Vincent

“I wrote the script for Rocky in three days. I'm astounded by people who take eighteen years to write something. That's how long it took that guy to write Madame Bovary. And did that ever make the bestseller list?”
Sylvester Stallone

“- Lisa Leeson: You're a big hero back in London, they think the sun shines out your arse.
- Nick Leeson: Really? I was beginning to feel like one of those Japanese soldiers, you know, still stuck out in the jungle 20 years after the war.”
Anna Friel - Lisa Leeson
Ewan McGregor - Nick Leeson

“- Rand: Don't worry, they'll dedicate a ward in the psych department to you, you sick fuck.
- Tim: This isn't going to work! You can't shoot me, you morons! It has to look like a suicide!”

Randall Batinkoff - Rand
Matthew Lillard - Tim