“You're not a hero, you're just a little girl playing dress up.”

Sharon Stone - Laurel Hedare

“- Herbert Cadbury: You can't play with these children. I must protest!
- Richie Rich: Cadbury, chill. I'll be fine.
- Herbert Cadbury: But they probably haven't even been vaccinated!”

Jonathan Hyde - Herbert Arthur Runcible Cadbury
Macaulay Culkin - Richie Rich

“- Julie Pierce: What are you doing here?
- Miyagi: Miyagi figure children no have enough toys, so bring more. Nerf balls, flying discs, all kinds good stuff. You just have fun.
- Julie Pierce: Have fun? Miyagi, they don't need any more toys, they need three child-sized straight jackets!”

Hilary Swank - Julie Pierce
Pat Morita - Miyagi

“- Lord Covington: Who gave you permission to be in here?
- Madeline: N-n-nobody, Lord Covington.
- Lord Covington: This is a hospital, it's not a play room. You're not allowed to just wander around.”

Nigel Hawthorne - Lord Covington
Hatty Jones - Madeline

“- Ceil: Abe, have you seen mama's teeth. She left them in a glass of water yesterday, and she can't find them.
- Abe: Kids were playing hockey with them.
- Ceil: They were playing hockey with mama's teeth?
- Abe: Yeah, the're about the same size as a puck.”
Renée Lippin - Ceil
Josh Mostel - Abe