“- Dewey Riley: When did she start smoking?
- Randy Meeks: Ever since those nudepictures on the internet.
- Gale Weathers: It was just my head, it was Jennifer Aniston's body!”
David Arquette - Dewey Riley
Jamie Kennedy - Randy Meeks
Courteney Cox - Gale Weathers

- Troy: They serve a drinkhere called "The Stunned Mallet" and serve it in a coconut shell. You know, I once saw a woman drink one of these, get completely naked, and do 'the Pony'... right on this table.
- Annette: And your point is?
- Troy: My point is I want to buy you... two of them.
John Calvin - Troy
Annette Funicello - Annette

- Ellen Andrews Gordon: Rodin never said what he was thinking.
- Mickey Gordon: You see, what I think he was thinking was, "Goddam Rodin. Three drinks and I'm nude".
Debra Winger - Ellen Andrews Gordon
Billy Crystal - Mickey Gordon

“Shame on you Dolly Talbo, sittin up in that tree like a drunken Indian, smoking on cigarettes like a common... Floozy.”
Nora Dunfee - Mrs. Peters

“I like Vicky, and she likes me back! And she showed me her boobies and I like them too!”
Adam Sandler - Robert 'Bobby' Boucher Jr.