“I used to think I'd die of suffocation when I was married. Now it's my freedom that's killing me.”
Judy Davis - George Sand

“- Eddie: This broad is not your wife, she's the enemy.
- John Smith: She tried to kill me.
- Eddie: They all try to kill you. Slowly, painfully, cripplingly, and then wham. They hurt you. How you going to handle it?”
Vince Vaughn - Eddie
Brad Pitt - John Smith

“- Eliot Arnold: Do you think someone's trying to kill your husband?
- Anna Herk: God, I hope so!”
Tim Allen - Eliot Arnold
Rene Russo - Anna Herk

“With this ring, I thee wed - or with this pistol, I thee dead!”
Marilyn Brustadt - Donna Donna

“When a woman kills, it's usually her spouse.”
Catherine McCormack - Jean Janes