“- Hallie: Whaddya mean, getting married?
- Annie: I mean black tie, white gown, the whole enchilada. The wedding's in two weeks so, if there's any hope of getting Mom and Dad back together, we've got to do it fast.”
Lindsay Lohan - Hallie Parker
Lindsay Lohan - Annie James

“- Ted: Bill?
- Bill: What?
- Ted: I believe our adventure through time has taken a most serious turn.”

Keanu Reeves - Ted 'Theodore' Logan
Alex Winter - Bill S. Preston

“- Pinocchio: What's a conscience?
- Jiminy Cricket: What's a conscience! A conscience is that still small voice that people won't listen to. That's just the trouble with the world today.”
Dickie Jones - Pinocchio
Cliff Edwards - Jiminy Cricket

“What's the matter with his ears? I don't see nothing wrong with them. I think they're cute.”

Edward Brophy - Timothy Q. Mouse

“The trouble with you is you pretend you don't care about things, but you do.”
Betty Grable - Jill Lynn