“- Tom Stall: In this family, we do not solve our problems by hitting people!
- Jack Stall: No, in this family, we shoot them!”
Viggo Mortensen - Tom Stall
Ashton Holmes - Jack Stall

“- Melissa: Remember, this is the occasion for Clair and her sister and her mom to bury the hatchet and rediscover each other.
- Dana: I'd like to bury the hatchet with my sister... right in her head.”
Michelle Trachtenberg - Melissa
Lacey Chabert - Dana

“- Pete: So, uh, you and your son seem to be getting along just hunky-dorey, huh?
- Goofy: Yeah, it's been great. You know, it's funny, but none of your techniques worked for me. The harder I tried the worse it got. Once I eased up, things just clicked.
- Pete: Oh, that's swell. So, uh, no problems then, huh?
- Goofy: Not one.”

Jim Cummings - Pete
Bill Farmer - Goofy

“I spend so much time thinking about all the answers to the problem... That I forget what the problem actually was.”
Kirsten Dunst - Claire Colburn

Mr. Hunt, this isn't mission difficult, it's mission impossible. "Difficult" should be a walk in the park for you.
Philip Anthony Hopkins - Mission Commander Swanbeck