“- Jessie Bannister: Claudia, I... What are you doing?
- Claudia: Making a list of potential husbands. There are plenty of former suitors just waiting to sweep me off my feet.
- Jessie Bannister: Ranked in financial order?
- Claudia: One has to know what one is getting into.
- Jessie Bannister: What's the asterisk for?
- Claudia: Over eighty.”
Kirstie Alley - Jessie Bannister
Alison La Placa - Claudia

“Married, turned gay, married, in jail-malpractice, dead! I'm telling you good marriage material is getting tough to find!”

Alison La Placa - Claudia

“I visited your home this morning after you'd left. I tried to play husband. I tried to taste the life of a simple man. It didn't work out, so I took a souvenir... her pretty head.”

Kevin Spacey - John Doe

“It isn't like you burnt the toast, Mia. You murdered your husband!”

Sharon Stone - Nicole Horner

“- Miranda Hillard: What happened?
- Mrs. Doubtfire: He was quite fond of the drink. It was the drink that killed him.
- Miranda Hillard: How awful. He was an alcoholic?
- Mrs. Doubtfire: No, he was hit by a Guinness truck. So it was quite literally the drink that killed him.”

Sally Field - Miranda Hillard
Robin Williams - Mrs. Doubtfire