“- Paul Biegler: Mr. Paquette, what would you call a man with an insatiable penchant for women?
- Alphonse Paquette: A what?
- Paul Biegler: A penchant... a desire... taste... passion?
- Alphonse Paquette: Well, uh, ladies' man, I guess. Or maybe just a damn fool!”
James Stewart - Paul Biegler
Murray Hamilton - Alphonse Paquette

“Bethany, you of anyone should know that tits dont make a woman. As you can see, I lack definition.”
Salma Hayek - Serendipity

“I could never be a woman, 'cause I'd just stay home and play with my breasts all day.”
Steve Martin - Harris K. Telemacher

- Martin: "Celia was in my employment for three and a half years. She proved herself to be an efficient housekeeper and a lively and provocative conversationalist. I heartily recommend her services".
- Celia: You didn't mention my breasts.
- Martin: Celia has exceptional breasts. Would you like me to add that?

Hugo Weaving - Martin
Geneviève Picot - Celia

“If you haven't noticed I am a woman now. I wear a bra!”
Georgia Groome - Georgia Nicolson