“Where I come from, you don't blow no harp, you don't get no pussy.”
Joe Seneca - Willie Brown

“You get into punch-ups with aspiring models, you wipe your nose with your sleeve... you're my kind of chick. Why are we such a disaster together?”

Kick Gurry - Jacob Coote

“- Spider-Man: I don't think it's that simple.
- Mary Jane Watson: Of course you don't! Because you complicate things!”

Tobey Maguire - Spider-Man
Kirsten Dunst - Mary Jane Watson

“- Ryan Harrison: Damn you! Damn you for making me fall in love with you! I can't let you get mixed up in this.
- Cass Lake: I want to get mixed up in it.
- Ryan Harrison: I can't do it to you.
- Cass Lake: I want you to do it to me.”

Leslie William Nielsen - Ryan Harrison
Melinda McGraw - Cass Lake

“There's a time in every relationship when you'll both bend over to pick something up and hit your heads together. Best to get it out of the way.”
Milo O'Shea - Dermot O'Brien