“I like my women like I like my wine - red and full of alcohol.”
Wilmer Valderrama - Fez

“Fez-Is there anything about Canada we need to know before we get there?
Steven Hyde-Well, the beer is stronger. And as a result, their women look prettier.”
Wilmer Valderrama - Fez
Danny Masterson - Steven Hyde

“Well, here’s my advice: have a little faith, and if that doesn’t work, a lot of
Mimosas.”
Leighton Meester - Blair Waldorf

“I’m gonna need another drink to forget I just heard that.”
Leighton Meester - Blair Waldorf

“I only wanna make a drink a coal miner would want. Straight forward. Honest. Something that says, ‘I work in a hole.”
Jake Johnson - Nick Miller