“This is your mother's fault. It's like voodoo. She knows where I am every second.”

Billy Crystal - Dr. Ben Sobel

“- Stuart St. John: Please, don't hate me. I'm not responsible for what happened.
- Kim Mills: I don't hate you, Stuart. But for the last two years, every time I looked into my mom's eyes the only thing I saw was hurt and sadness. And for that, I do hold you responsible.”
Dougray Scott - Stuart St. John
Maggie Grace - Kim Mills

“- Juno MacGuff: I'm not ready to be a mom.
- Mac MacGuff: Damn skippy you're not! You don't even remember to give Liberty Bell her breathing meds.
- Juno MacGuff: God, that was one time! And she did not die, if you recall.”
Ellen Page - Juno MacGuff
J. K. Simmons - Mac MacGuff

“- Rosie: Excuse me! Coming through! I have a senior citizen with me. Thank you. My mother needs a perch.
- Tanya: Mother? We're the same age!
- Rosie: Yeah. Well, parts of us are.”
Christine Baranski - Rosie
Julie Walters - Tanya

“I lived with my mother until I was thirty-two.”
Dustin Hoffman - Chuck Clarke