“A hundred and twenty five years... Oh God, Oh God... I'll be a hundred and sixty one when I get out.”

Richard Pryor - Harry Monroe

“Your mother’s so old that her breast milk is powdered.”
Marlon Wayans - Marcus Copeland

“- Alex: That's quite a buffet you have there.
- Bea: Thank you, Mr. President.”

Allen Covert - Alex
Shirley Knight - Bea

“I'm too young to be old and too old to be young.”
Kathy Bates - Evelyn Couch

“- Kee Nang: She's over 300 years old.
- Chandler Jarrell: How do you manage something like that?
- Kee Nang: One of her ancestors was raped by a dragon.
- Chandler Jarrell: Does that happen a lot where you come from?”
Charlotte Lewis - Kee Nang
Eddie Murphy - Chandler Jarrell