“Jamie doesn't date nice guys. She puts them in the friendzone and tortures the shit out of them.”
Ryan Reynolds - Chris Brander

“- Yvonne: Shaun! How are you doing?
- Shaun: Surviving.”
Jessica Hynes - Yvonne
Simon Pegg - Shaun

“Sam, whatever you've been through, multiply that by 1000 and you'll have a vague conception of where I'm at.”
Brad Pitt - Jerry Welbach

“On the good days, I feel like I get it, like it all makes sense. I can stay in the moment, I don't have to control everything in the future, and I believe everything is gonna work out fine. On the bad days I just want to grab the phone and start dialing numbers. I want to pull my hair and run through the streets screaming.”
Erika Christensen - Caroline Wakefield

“- Renee Pelagie: Desperation has driven me past etiquette, all the way to frenzy.
- Royer-Collard: My schedule is not subject to the whim of lunatics.
- Renee Pelagie: I beg to differ, you work in a madhouse. Your every waking moment is governed by the insane.”
Jane Menelaus - Renee Pelagie
Sir Michael Caine - Royer-Collard