“- Brock Kelley: You don't want us to win games?
- Grant Taylor: No. Not if that's our main goal. Winning football games is too small a thing to live for. And I love football as much as anybody. But even championship trophies will collect dust and one day be forgotten.”
Jason McLeod - Brock Kelley
Alex Kendrick - Grant Taylor

“- David Lightman: What is the primary goal?
- Joshua: You should know, Professor. You programmed me.
- David Lightman: Oh, come on. What is the primary goal?
- Joshua: To win the game.”
Matthew Broderick - David
James Ackerman - Joshua

“But I don't need the class schedule. I only come to this country to be object of lust for poor nerds who cannot get American pussy.”
Cerina Vincent - Areola

“- Peter La Fleur: I found that if you have a goal, that you might not reach it. But if you don't have one, then you are never disappointed. And I gotta tell ya... it feels phenomenal.
- Kate Veatch: Well I guess that makes sense, in a really sad way.”
Vince Vaughn - Peter La Fleur
Christine Taylor - Kate Veatch

“- Richard Parker: Now all of this could be yours, Lar, if you set your goals and work hard.
- Larry Wilson: My old man worked hard. All they did was give him more work.”

Jonathan Silverman - Richard Parker
Andrew McCarthy - Larry Wilson