“- Harold: I want the name of your top grass.
- Parky: He trusts me Harold, I've known him a long time.
- Harold: Then you should remember his name.”
Bob Hoskins - Harold
Dave King - Parky

“- Rodrigo: I'm sorry, man.
- Richard Gaddis: About what?
- Rodrigo: I thought you were trying to fuck me.
- Richard Gaddis: If I was going to fuck you, you'd be fucked.”
Diego Luna - Rodrigo
John C. Reilly - Richard Gaddis

“Friends do not engage in sexual congress with each other's wives.”
Bruce Willis - Jimmy Tudeski

“Yea these cars are wired hot ... So hot that whoever is trackin you knows when you're not wearin your seatbelts.”

Jin Au-Yeung - Jimmy

“I guess that wasn't poetry about friends finding an easy place to break your back.”
Joan Blondell - Lee Morgan