- Norman Spencer: I'm going to have the police check on the house while I'm gone.
- Claire Spencer: Oh great! "Could you check in on my wife? She's hearing voices!". Yeah, wait until that gets around.
Harrison Ford - Norman Spencer
Michelle Pfeiffer - Claire Spencer

“- Lee Harvey: Is your old lady happy?
- Lieutenant Gerke: Is my old lady happy?
- Lee Harvey: Yeah, because if your fuckin' is anything like your police work then you couldn't hit the G-spot on a twelve pound pussy.”
Mongo Brownlee - Lee Harvey
Chris Cooper - Lieutenant Gerke

“- Josh: I'm married to my work.
- Serge: So am I. Which makes my wife my mistress. That's why I'm still in love with her.”
Aaron Eckhart - Josh
Tchéky Karyo - Serge

“It's unrealistic for a man with a fine mind to go on working year after year at a job he can't stand. Coming home to a place he can't stand, to a wife who's equally unable to stand the same things.”
Kate Winslet - April Wheeler

“- Dan: How are you?
- Morty: Not so good, not so good. I mean psychologically.
- Dan: I'm sorry.
- Morty: That's ok. Anyway, my wife got a promotion. I'm hoping she'll raise my allowance.”

Dennis Quaid - Dan
David Paymer - Morty