“- Carolina: I’m marked. They’re going to kill me.
- Humpty: That’s what you get when you marry a gangster.”
Juno Temple - Carolina
Jim Belushi - Humpty

“- Eliot Arnold: Do you think someone's trying to kill your husband?
- Anna Herk: God, I hope so!”
Tim Allen - Eliot Arnold
Rene Russo - Anna Herk

“- Spider-Man: I've always imagined you getting you married on a hill top.
- Mary Jane Watson: Who's the groom?
- Spider-Man: You hadn't decided yet.”
Tobey Maguire - Spider-Man
Kirsten Dunst - Mary Jane Watson

“- Lord Caversham: What do you want him to be then, my dear?
- Miss Mabel Chiltern: I think he can be whatever he chooses.
- Lord Caversham: You don't deserve her, sir.
- Lord Arthur Goring: My dear father, if we men married the women we deserved... we should have a very bad time of it.”

John Wood - Lord Caversham
Minnie Driver - Miss Mabel Chiltern
Rupert Everett - Lord Arthur Goring

“- Genie: There's a party here in Agrabah. Guests are filling up the room but there's something missing. Yes.
- Sultan: Where is the groom?”

Scott Weinger - The Genie
Val Bettin - Sultan