“- Louis 'Lightning' Conlon: Oh, for God's sakes. A guy has sex with my girl, I want to knock his teeth out! Why didn't you?
- Henry 'Razor' Sharp: Because Kid loved boxing. I wanted to take from him the one thing he cared about most, because that's what he took from me.
- Louis 'Lightning' Conlon: Well, you sure have a funny way of showing it.”
Alan Arkin - Louis 'Lightning' Conlon
Sylvester Stallone - Henry 'Razor' Sharp

-Walter Burns: You're a newspaperman.
- Hildy Johnson: That's why I'm quitting. I want to go someplace where I can be a woman.
- Walter Burns: You mean "be a traitor".

Cary Grant - Walter Burns
Rosalind Russell - Hildy Johnson

“How could we conquer a country without its traitors?”
Robert Lewis - Capt. Sato

“- Phil: Kid, listen to me. She's...
- Hercules: A dream come true?
- Phil: Not exactly.
- Hercules: More beautiful than Aphrodite?
- Phil: Aside from that.
- Hercules: The most wonderful...
- Phil: She's a fraud! She's been playing you for a sap!”

Danny DeVito - Phil
Tate Donovan - Hercules

“- Det. Shirley Vogel: What about you? What if he wouldn't leave her?
- Nicole Horner: Honey, if I couldn't get a man to leave her I wouldn't kill him, I'd kill myself.”

Kathy Bates - Det. Shirley Vogel
Sharon Stone - Nicole Horner