“- Ryan Harrison: Your dog sure has a surprised look on his face.
- Lauren Goodhue: That's because you're looking at his butt.
- Ryan Harrison: Then he's certainly not going to enjoy that treat I just fed to him.”
Leslie William Nielsen - Ryan Harrison
Kelly LeBrock - Lauren Goodhue

“- Mittens: Do the dog face!
- Bolt: What? The dog face? What does that mean?
- Mittens: I'm tied to the one dog on Earth who doesn't know how to beg.”
Susie Essman - Mittens
John Travolta - Bolt

“If a human does happen to see you, just lay down, roll over and give your privates a good licking. They love it!”

Bruce Willis - RJ

“- Aunt Edna: Clark, Dinkums needs a long walk and a bath.
- Clark Griswold: Rusty take care of Dinkums.
- Rusty Griswold: Dad he bites.
- Clark Griswold: Bite him back.”
Imogene Coca - Aunt Edna
Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold
Anthony Michael Hall - Rusty Griswold

“- Nelson Moss: What are you doing?
- Sara Deever: Taking your shirt off.
- Nelson Moss: Why?
- Sara: So you can clean up.
- Nelson Moss: Why?
- Sara Deever: Because you smell like puppy pee.”
Keanu Reeves - Nelson Moss
Charlize Theron - Sara Deever