“This stretch of road runs between nowhere and not much else.”
Gordon Tootoosis - Wesley Birdsong

“There's no place to turn around... there's never any place to turn around! This sucks! Assholes don't know how to make roads...”
Tyler Shea Cone - Barry

“Without my oil, you got no automobiles. Without automobiles, you got no road construction, no sidewalks, no city lights, no gas stations, no automotive service, and no Berman subdivision stuck out in the tules, because nobody can get there.”
Richard Farnsworth - Earl Rawley

“- Jake: So, um, which way are taking, uh, Suicide Trail through Nightmare Canyon, or the shortcut at Satan's Ridge?
- Bernard: Su-Suicide Trail?
- Jake: Good choice. More snakes, but less quicksand. Then once you cross Bloodworm Creek, you're scot free, that is until, um... Dead Dingo Pass.”
Tristan Rogers - Jake
Bob Newhart - Bernard

“- Ethel Carter: We are not lost, we're right here somewhere on this little blue line.
- Lynne Wood: This road is not a blue line, it's a dotted line, if it's even on the map at all!”

Virginia Vincent - Ethel Carter
Dee Wallace - Lynne Wood