“- Arthur Sullivan: This work with Gilbert is quite simply killing me.
- Richard D'Oyly Carte: Working with Gilbert would kill anybody.”
Allan Corduner - Arthur Sullivan
Ron Cook - Richard D'Oyly Carte

- Repairman: Just part of my job.
- Seth Frank: I hate it when people say that. "Just part of my job". It is your fucking job!
John Lyle Campbell - Repairman
Ed Harris - Seth Frank

- Judge Cotton: Does this guy "Candy" Johnson bother you, my dear?
- Elizabeth Cotton: Not half as much as I bother him.
Frank Morgan - Judge Cotton
Lana Turner - Elizabeth Cotton

“The next time you do not want to see anybody, just let me know, and I'll usher them right in.”

Bette Davis - Maggie Cutler

“- Thomas Colpeper, JP: I was concentrating on who was coming up the hill to disturb me.
- Alison Smith: Disturb you? At what?
- Thomas Colpeper, JP: Breathing the air, smelling the earth, watching the clouds.”
Eric Portman - Thomas Colpeper, JP
Sheila Sim - Alison Smith