“I have to go. I have to live my life. I have to appear calm and intelligent, I am dating a person.”
Marsha Mason - Nora McPhee

“- Paula Mann: Sharon, baby, do you think you should go out with a man? I mean... so soon after your ordeal and all?
- Sharon Winters: So, I was raped. It happended six week ago. What do you expect me to do? Observe a year of mouring?
- Paula Mann: Baby, please I didn't mean to bug you or make you mad.”
Sharon Carr - Paula Mann
Stacey Walker - Sharon Winters

“- Charles Townsend: I hope the Angels aren't being too rough on you.
- Jimmy Bosley: Man, please. I date fat women. What you talkin' 'bout?”
John Forsythe - Charles Townsend
Bernie Mac - Jimmy Bosley

“- Lieutenant Fergus Falls: There are better ways to find out what a woman knows.
- Sergeant Orono: Dinner and a movie, lie to her, say you love her...”
Richard Crenna - Lieutenant Fergus Falls
Benjamin Ratner - Sergeant Orono

“- Mac: Hey, you can handle this report tonight, can't you? I gotta thing I gotta do.
- Randy: It's a blonde thing or a brunette thing?”
Steve Zahn - Mac
Eric Christian Olsen - Randy