“Troubled childhood? If you consider a 9 year old kid with a 35 year old girlfriend troubled.”
Will Ferrell - Chazz Michael Michaels

“- Reuben Feffer: You don't know what it was like for me growing up. I had a mother who made me afraid of everything!
- Polly Prince: Well, big deal, Reuben, my dad had a whole second family!
- Reuben Feffer: What?
- Polly Prince: Yeah, on Long Island. He had a wife, and kids, and a golden retriever!”
Ben Stiller - Reuben Feffer
Jennifer Aniston - Polly Prince

“What was your childhood like? Because sometimes things happen to us when we're very young that can hurt for many years after.”

Donna Hanover - Ruth Carter Stapleton

“- Jamie Bashant: Does anyone know why he's so angry?
- John: Well he was probably beaten as a child.
- Hurly: Oh well, I hope.”

Brendan Fraser - Jamie Bashant
Daniel Stern - John Whitman
Neal McDonough - Hurly

“- Timmy Moore: Did I pass the spelling test, Mrs. Greeley?
- Rudy Zolteck: Wow, Spike knocked him all the way back to second grade!”

Christopher Walberg - Timmy Moore
Michael Zwiener - Rudy Zolteck