“The Canadians. They walk among us. William Shatner. Michael J. Fox. Monty Hall. Mike Meyers. Alex Trebek. All of them Canadians. All of them here.”
Stanley Anderson - Edwin S. Simon

“I don't want to rule or conquer anyone. I should like to help everyone if possible; Jew, Gentile, black man, white. We all want to help one another.”

Sir Charlie Chaplin - Hynkel - Dictator of Tomania

“You will learn one day, Great King, that there are three things that men respect: the lash that descends, the yoke that breaks, and the sword that slays. By the power and terror of these you may conquer the earth.”

Conrad Veidt - Jaffar

“How could we conquer a country without its traitors?”
Robert Lewis - Capt. Sato

“I can't listen to that much Wagner, you know? I start to get the urge to conquer Poland.”
Woody Allen - Larry Lipton