“The Canadians. They walk among us. William Shatner. Michael J. Fox. Monty Hall. Mike Meyers. Alex Trebek. All of them Canadians. All of them here.”
Stanley Anderson - Edwin S. Simon

And now, the gates of a dungeon part, and our prince is free to go his way. Off he rides, on his noble steed, a valiant figure, straight and tall! To wake his love, with love's first kiss. And prove that "true love" conquers all!
Eleanor Audley - Maleficent

“We stole countries! That's how you build an empire. We stole countries with the cunning use of flags!”
Eddie Izzard - Himself

“You wanna conquer the world, you're going to need lawyers, right?”

Danny DeVito - Rude Gambler

“I saw... its thoughts. I saw what they're planning to do. They're like locusts. They're moving from planet to planet... their whole civilization. After they've consumed every natural resource they move on... and we're next. Nuke 'em. Let's nuke the bastards.”

Bill Pullman - President Thomas J. Whitmore