“- Joseph: We haven't lost a person. We lost a dog.
- Beth: Love is love. It doesn't matter if it's a dog.”
Kevin Kline - Joseph
Diane Keaton - Beth

“Drew, I know your dog died, but get a grip, man, you're freaking me out!”
Edward Furlong - Jeff Matthews

“Where is my dog? I will die if I do not have him back!”
Will Ferrell - Jack Wyatt

“Where is the Eye of the Serpent? Rexor says that you gave it to a girl, probably for a mere night's pleasure... What a loss.”
James Earl Jones - Thulsa Doom

“- Peach Johnson: Find July! He's been gone over six days! He's gone to Texas, Roscoe. I reckon you can find Texas!
- Roscoe Brown: Of course I can find Texas, Peach. I just don't know if I can find July!”
Helena Humann - Peach Johnson
Barry Corbin - Roscoe Brown