“Gentleman, you know the ground rules. So shake hands and let's have a good, clean ballgame.”
Michael A. Lynch - Chief Umpire

“- Allegra Geller: When he comes over, do it. Don't hesitate.
- Ted Pikul: Everything in the game is so realistic, I don't think I really could.
- Allegra Geller: You won't be able to stop yourself. You might as well enjoy it.”

Jennifer Jason Leigh - Allegra Geller
Jude Law - Ted Pikul

“You have to play the game, to find out why you're playing the game.”
Jennifer Jason Leigh - Allegra Geller

- Wednesday Addams: Pugsley, sit in the chair.
- Pugsley Addams: Why?
- Wednesday Addams: So we can play a game.
- Pugsley Addams: What game?
- Wednesday Addams: It's called, "Is There a God?".
Christina Ricci - Wednesday Addams
Jimmy Workman - Pugsley Addams

“- Danny: Wanna play Stratego?
- Walter: No, you always cheat at board games.
- Danny: But you can't even cheat at Stratego!
- Walter: Trust me, you'll find a way.”
Jonah Bobo - Danny
Josh Hutcherson - Walter