“We are all corpses here! This rendezvous is one of the musical graveyards of the town. Caters to zombies hopping around with dead hearts and price tags for souls.”

Thomas Mitchell - Gene Gibbons

“I've done life; now I'm doing death.”

Danny Gochnauer - Dr. Colin Ramzi

“- Paramedic #1: You have no pulse, your blood pressure's zero-over-zero, you have no pupillary response, no reflexes and your temperature is 70 degrees.
- Freddy: Well, what does that mean?
- Paramedic #1: Well, it's a puzzle because, technically, you're not alive. Except you're conscious, so we don't know what it means.”

Drew Deighan - Paramedic #1
Thom Mathews - Freddy

“Stop killing the dead. They're mine. If you don't want the dead coming back to life, why don't you just kill the living? Shoot them in the head. Are you listening to me?”

“When the zombie outbreak first hit, the first to go, for obvious reasons... were the fatties.”
Jesse Eisenberg - Columbus