“Now children, you may see men walking around the halls with machine guns, but really you need not worry. They're just pretending.”

Sir Patrick Stewart - Bentley

“- Natalie Voss: You kidnapped me with a candy bar?
- Jack Hammond: It makes a handy weapon in a pinch.”
Kristy Swanson - Natalie Voss
Charlie Sheen - Jack Hammond

“- Pizza Man: A pellet gun? You've been holding me hostage all night with an air rifle?
- James St. James: Shut up.
- Pizza Man: This is too much.”
Dean Cameron - Pizza Man
Emilio Estevez - James St. James

“- Tom Powers: Hiding behind Ma's skirts, like always.
- Mike Powers: Better than hiding behind a machine gun.”
James Cagney - Tom Powers
Donald Cook - Mike Powers

“- Lucien Cordier: Didn't your regiment squash the peanut pickers' revolt?
- George Le Peron: Sure did.
- Lucien Cordier: It sure took guts. All those niggers armed with clubs. And all you had was machine guns.”
Philippe Noiret - Lucien Cordier
Jean-Pierre Marielle - L'adjudant Georges Le Peron