“- Fred Haymes: Why don´t you seat?
- Carol Aird: Why is it people think you take better bad news if you´re sitting down?”
Kevin Crowley - Fred Haymes
Cate Blanchett - Carol Aird

“Alex, do not interrupt me when I'm daydreaming. If a zebra's in the zone, leave him alone.”
Chris Rock - Marty

“Something is not right. I have to find out more about Cody's dreams.”
Kate Bosworth - Jessie

“- Mrs. Pascal: Oh my God, I sounded just like a mother! Didn't I sound just like a mother?
- Marty Pascal: You are a mother.
- Mrs. Pascal: I know, but I still can't believe it. I look at you people and wonder, how did you ever fit in my womb?”
Geneviève Bujold - Mrs. Pascal
Josh Hamilton - Marty Pascal

“- Ed: I wonder how they get the wienie into the corny exterior?
- Monique: A question that has plagued mankind for centuries.”

Kel Mitchell - Ed
Shar Jackson - Monique