“How 'bout a cigarette? Nothing like a good smoke when you miss your mom... Never too young to start!”
Dennis Hopper - Deacon

Oh my God. You want to talk about mothers? You wanna talk about mothers! It's mother time, okay! Your mother's so dumb she went to Dr Dre for a Pap smear! "Something's wrong, Dr Dre! My coochie's doing a beatbox!".
Shawn Wayans - Kevin Copeland

“Your mother's so stupid she exercises when she could just get like, liposuction or something!”
Jaime King - Heather Vandergeld

“Your mother’s so old that her breast milk is powdered.”
Marlon Wayans - Marcus Copeland

Your mother's ass is so hairy, it looks like Don King's about to pop out and say, "Only in America"!
Anne Dudek - Tiffany Wilson